Yes, that's right - it's competition time - with many excellent prizes!!!
This site is called a blogston in honour of the fact we appear to be in the portmanteau word capital of the world (and you know how I love them) ... so I thought this sounds like a cue for a competition (and I know how you love them, you know who you are, people).
Here are a few that I've encountered in the last 12 hours to get you started - what are all these about?
3 points for the correct answer, 2 point for any funny Bb/conference/SHU-related suggested translations, 1 point for a funny non-related suggestion.
Also there is 1 point available for any newly-made Bb/conference/SHU-related portmanteau.
Here's my go at a newly-made one:
tipulator (anyone who is not Paul) - is that worth a point?